The 10 Best Non-Bed Places to Have Sex(WITH VIDEOS)

The 10 Best Non-Bed Places to Have Sex

 

There are some pretty overrated kinds of sex. There are also some fairly underrated places to have sex. Your bed is great and all, but sometimes you want to get steamy in a place without sheets. This list is required reading for all couples dedicated to mixing it up in (and outside of) the bedroom. Enjoy getting down and dirty, you little freaks.

1. On the floor
It's basically yoga. Sexy yoga that's good for your posture. And it doesn't cost $15 to smell someone's dirty feet. Get it, girl!

2. On a washing machineYou know how they say that sitting on the machine during the spin cycle will give you an orgasm? Imagine what it'll be like to have sex while that's happening. Awoooooga!
3. On the kitchen tableListen, this is the table that's made to be messed up. You can do whatever you want on it. And then invite guests over and giggle at the fact that you totally boned where they're eating a salad.
4. In an armchairLiterally the least amount of work you can do while having the most fun... if porn is to be believed. And think of the angles! You can basically have sex about a million and one ways with the aid of one little chair. Magic!
5. On the couch
The floor is lava. Remember: the floor is lava. Get as close as you can. It's like doing it on a bed but naughtier! And afterwards you can just grab something tasty from the kitchen and turn on some Netflix to binge watch. Sex, snacks, and cinema? Yes, please!
6. On a coffee tableJust make sure it's not glass-topped. You don't want to explain that at the ER.
7. In a library
The thrill is being as silent as possible while having multiple orgasms. Demand nothing less. (And clean up after yourself. Librarians work hard enough already.)
8. In the woods
Lay down a blanket and hope that there's no escaped serial killer on the lose. JK, it's just hot, sexy, woodland nymph fun. You're basically Puck. If you want to kick things up a notch, add a campfire so your bare buns stay toasty.
9. Hotel room, curtains SLIGHTLY open
You're not a full-out exhibitionist, but you want a little titilation? Here's your perfect solution. You're so naughty! But also, you're not gonna get arrested. Best of both worlds!
10. Tent in the living room.
It's like you're camping but you don't have to shit in the woods! Grab a double sleeping bag and some s'mores and go to town on each other without fear of bear attack. Rowr!