7 Amazing Sex Positions, Illustrated by Peeps(WITH VIDEOS)

7 Amazing Sex Positions, Illustrated by Peeps

Peeps, it turns out, are not the sweet, innocent candy we always thought they were. We caught our Peeps in all sorts of compromising positions.

1. Peep 69

A highly effective position if you only have faces.

2. Peep doggy style

Step 1: Figure out where the front of the Peep and the back of the Peep are. Step 2: Get it on.

3. Peep scissoring

Believe it or not, scissoring is possible without legs.
4. Peep double penetration

Peeps don't let lack of sexual organs hold them back from getting kinky, so what's your excuse?
5. Peep reverse cowgirl

Great if you have an extra pair of legs lying around!
6. Peep anal

Sure, it looks like it's just two amorphous blobs sitting next to each other...
7. Peep oral

If you are a Peep, Cosmo endorses oral sex as basically the only position you are capable of. If you're not, go wild with all your sexy parts this weekend.